It's been a while since I posted my last journal, a venting angry entry that stunk up my profile page like a steaming pile of overflowing emotions...

So here to lighten it up is a quiz sent to me by my lovely assistant Mimi "The Mug" Buggins (What an awesome last name! )

(Also I am quite aware that nobody ever visits my home page so it didn't matter what was on it so don't bother pointing that out)

(on that note maybe its time for a nude Deviant ID...(No not really, that's the kind of thing that can make people want to kill themselves(Seeing me naked that is *shudders*... Digression is a Sin!))

And now the Quiz you've all been waiting for (That means you Mimi!)

(Brackets for the sake of brackets... and these aren't even really brackets... these are I think [] ) *shrugs*

SIMPLE QUESTIONS:

1. Full name: Paul Russell Askew

2. Nicknames: Chuckers, Mr P, Mops, Moppy, Paskew

3. Eyes: are poooooooooo (Brown)

4. Height: Tallish (6ft2 aka 6"2' (I think))

5. Hair: Blonde -> Dirty Blonde -(I'm here somewhere)> Brown -> Brown and thinning -> Grey -> Bald

6. Age: 1x2x3x4 - 3

7. Do u like to sing in the shower? All the time and Mimi doesn't shower? Explains the smell

8. Have u ever dyed ur hair? Nah But I should shouldn't I? Should I? ... Nah

9. Birthday: 15th Sept

10. Sign: Virgo The Virginite

11. (What the hell happened to this question?) I Eated it

12. Sex: Mimi I'm flattened... or is that flattered? But I wouldn't want to be the guy to make you cheat, no matter how much you beg *cough* M for Manly Male

13. Righty or lefty: Right

14. What do you want in a relationship? Preferably a woman...

15. Living: Yes, yes I am... Thanks for asking

16.Marital Status: Allow me to demonstrate... *imitates tumbleweed in a dry desert* Hey look! A skeleton!

17.Do you have a car? Yes, at the moment it's covered in shit thanks to my dad parking it under a tree while i was away... thanks Dick...

18. What kinda car do you have/want? Black (and white at the moment) 1994 Toyota Celica Coupe


FAVORITE QUESTIONS:

19. Movie: Include Forrest Gump, The Castle and Fight Club

20. Song: Yeah I don't really have one favourite... I have very many....

21. Band/ singer/ musician: I hear "The Mikees" are pretty good...

22. TV Show: Either Scrubs or Heroes... atm Heroes

23. Actor: Ed Norton and Tom Hanks

24. Actress: Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba

25. Food: Pizza, Pasta, Lasagne...

26. Number: 7

27. Cartoon: Futurama

28. Disney Character: does Disney Pixar count? I like One eye'd Mike

29. Colour: Red, Black

31. Do you want to get married: I don't think i'll mind too much if I don't get married... but I would prefer to not be alone...

36. Do you have a b/f or g/f (who): *cough*

37. Do you have a crush: Nah I always just think that nobody would ever want to be with me so I don't even bother trying anymore..


EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)

38. Music/TV: They're both good... I probably listen to more music tho... TV does have alot of crap on it...

39. Guys/Girls: Both good for their purposes

40. Green/Blue: Blue

41. Pink/Purple: Purple

42. Summer/Winter: Summer

43. Night/Day: Night

44. Hangin Out/Chillin: dumb question ( I Agree, so I answer: French Polenesia)

45. Dopey/Funny: Funny (Tho thats like saying Do you like kittens or getting aids?)

46. Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate, no question... Well ok this is actually the question but you know what I mean...

47. What school do u go to?: The school of hard knocks

48. Have you Ever done Drugs? Only for medicinal purposes

49. What's a major turn on for you? Anal Lube Sandwiches... Seriously Mmmm

50. How far would you go on a first date? There and back to see how far it is... In all seriousness tho I'd just be happy to be on a first date...

The person you know who is most:

NiCeSt: Mimi

FuNnIeSt: Ryan

ShOrTeSt: Georgy

StRaNgEsT: Re

MoSt CaRiNg: My Mum of course!

TaLLeSt: My brother haha. (Same! )

SmArTeSt: Smart?

BiGgEsT PaRtY AnImAl: Jess

BeSt pErSoNaLiTy: Yeah everyone is different... It's hard to say who is the best...

CuTeSt:. *shrugs*

StRoNgEsT: Hulk Hogan

LoYaLeSt: I don't have enough friends to answer all these questions

BeSt CoNnEcTiOn: As in phone line?

52. Me, My Mum, My Brother, Ryan, Gemma

53. Do you have a soul mate? Nah there's nobody for moe...

54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?: If it's innocent and you don't give the other person the totally wrong impression it wouldn't be too bad I guess

55. what was the last thing you cried over? I never cry cause I'm a big tough man... (Oh shit, just remembered I cried earlier on in this quiz... dammit)

56. what's something about people you don't get?: Breasts

57. r u happy?: Not often

58. Why?: My life is depressing and there is no light at the end of the tunnel...

59. What's an object you can't live without? The Silver Monkey Statuette

60. Love or Hate: Love is the new hate (This is the point where I grow stumped by questions... I do apologise...)

61. Silver or gold: Silver Monkey

62. Diamond or pearl: Diamond...s go to South Africa!

63. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset, don't have to get up early to see it

64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: In a bath yes...

65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Well I am a single man...

66. Do you have any piercing?: Nah, Should I get one? Really? You think so?

68. What song are u listening to right now?: El Scorcho - Weezer

69. What are the last four digits of your phone number?: 6980

70. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon: Hawaii (Cliche I know, but i've never been...)

72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex ?: Breasts (What, I'm a guy... get over it... )

74. What makes you happy?: Sleeeeeping and Dreams

75. What's the next cd you're gonna get?: Whatever tickles my fancy...

77. What's the best advice given to you?: Get busy living, or get busy dying... and wear sunscreen

78. Have u ever won any special awards?: Ummm nothing really special, a couple of cricket trophies, lots of swimming stuff... nothing great

79. What are your future goals?: Live til I'm 1000... So far, so good...

80. (Question 80 is missing too! ... somethings up!) I got hungry again... sorry

81. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better?: Probably Funny cause comedy's are in my favourites more than the others... Though I still like scary ones...

82. On the phone or in person?: In person... Yeah Much better...

83. Hugs or kisses?: Hugs! Woo! (I don't get kisses )

84.What word seems to reflect you the most?: lol Mimi... You win I'd say mediocre for me

85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? Just my family I guess... Not that I have anything worth keeping...

86. Do u have any enemies: Ninjas have many enemies... Myself on the other hand have very few...

87. What is your greatest fear?: Talking to people...

88. Would you rather be rich or famous?: Yeah just rich... I wouldn't want to have people gawking at me all the time... tho it'd be kinda cool to be known for something big, like winning the World Series of Poker... Famous Rich Poker Player...

89. What time is it in Albania now?: 4:16am exactly

90. Have you ever been in love?: I thought so... Does it count if it ends in tears?

91.When was the last time you talked to the person that you like? This morning, remember Mimi?

92 - 94. (Where the hell are they? O.o) Ok this one is a complete mystery... Maybe it got abducted by aliens...

95.Whats your email address?: Private

96. (Aarrrghhhh!) I love Jeopardy! What sound does Mimi make when she sees a ghost?

97. Are you an alcoholic?: I drink more than I used to... but I'm hardly an alcoholic... it just makes me sleepy I need Irish Coffee!

98. Who sent this to you: The Awesome Miminess

99.What do you think of this person: They're all brilliant. (Exactly )

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I'd tell Ryan to do it, but he never checks this...